the only DB Cooper theories i accept:
- he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
- it’s tommy wiseau
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there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time
The Brooklyn Daily Eagle, New York, January 13, 1924
the 1800s was just full of dudes strung out on medicinal cocaine and holistic heroin treatments going out into the world doing nonsense because they declared they were an expert in the field
Some customer bought a ton of 5 hour energies and all I could think of was that tweet saying: “at some point you need to grow up and just do cocaine.”
TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYING TO LOSE CONTROL SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE RAGING THROUGH MY BONES OH SHIT I’M FEELIN IT TAKYOOON HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLIN IT TAKYOOON
Raccoons should have guns I think
they will
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